Ok, as some of yall knew, I went to Washington D.C. over the past weekend. I was accompanied by my friend(don't ask). We were on our way to go site see, when she says "Hey, lets go stop in the mall for a sec" .......Now I'm sure yall know where i'm going with this... Now I know better. We all know better.. #1 rule in the mans handbook is "Never go shopping with a woman" ...But I was caught off guard..and I gave her the benifit of the doubt, cause she really wanted to go site see...In short the next 9876897 hours were spent walking around the mall, her trying on clothes, her asking me how she looks in the clothes, her stopping at every store, me holding bags, purses, me holding her place in the checkout line while she looked at something she saw after she decided to buy what she was gonna buy, her calling her sisters asking them for advice and pretty much my bank act. getting lower and lower......Don't even ask me why I spent $188 on a pair of versace sunglasses...and thats not even the half of it...So fellas...My advice...If a woman wants to "stop at the mall for a sec(especially if the are out of town),just give her the mastercard/visa and say, "Call me when you ready". Don't fall for it!! Do not..I repeat do not go in the mall with her!!!!!!!!

Sounds like me at the mall. I'm a terrible shopper. I always see something I want after I'm already in line. Many a times I have had male friends (gay/or/straight) sitting in a chair with a thousand pieces of clothing and my purse on their lap! Question: Who is this girl? Why the hell did you buy glasses that were $188 dollars and why would you hand over the visa? Either you have money growing off of trees, or she is your girl, or you are just crazy, and If I was triflin', I would come visit you and take a trip to the mall!

I had the same questions. $188 on some sunglasses is like whoa to me. Well, i guess you got it like that DJ? My son says I have a "third eye" when it comes to shopping. I'll go in for one or a couple of things and my "third eye" will catch a glimpse of something else. Shopping with a woman can be very demanding.

Didn't I say don't ask me bout the glasses?? Hey you only live once and it's only money...